@theshantilly: *avoids eye contact until 10 ft from friend
*keeps avoiding eye contact
*walks by friend
*hears friend calling name
*breaks into a run
@theshantilly: 10’s teacher: Your son has excellent grades
Teacher: And a very sarcastic sense of humor
Me: *tears up* I couldn’t be more proud
@theshantilly: *shampoos & conditions hair
*spits toothpaste into hair
@theshantilly: NOBODY MOVE I JUST LOST A FOLLOWER AND HE IS PROBABLY ALONE AND FRIGHTENED
@theshantilly: Therapist: How do you feel?
Me: With my hands.
T: Do you deflect a lot?
Me: Only sharp objects. If it's fluffy, I just let it hit me.
@theshantilly: Don't let anyone tell you who you are unless you're concussed and confused and genuinely need to know.
@theshantilly: If you can't stand me at my worst then WAIT COME BACK HERE WHERE ARE YOU GOING
@theshantilly: My dog tried to kill someone for talking to me, which is basically the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for me.
@theshantilly: 9: I'm writing a book based on a true story.
Me: Make me look good.
9: FINE. I'll write something else.