@thestlouisan: - Password must be stronger -
Goddammit, the only meat we've had in months has spoiled
Goddammit, there's a seed in this watermelon
@thestlouisan: I do this thing where I reply "Maybe" to calendar invites I receive from my wife for date nights she's planned.
I sleep on the couch a lot.
@thestlouisan: WHERE IS THE CHRISTMAS TREE EMOJI THIS IS A GODDAMN WAR ON CHRISTMAS IVE HAD ENOUGH OF TH-- oh there it is
@thestlouisan: A young cephalopod breaks from the school.
Swimming mightily, he strives to avoid becoming calamari.
He has [looks at camera] squid goals.