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@titusbb : A roofie? .. but how does a roof take a picture of itself? I'm so confused.

@titusbb: I don't understand why people go to the gym all the time... everything there's so heavy.

@titusbb: I hate when someone asks me where I see myself 5 years from now when I don't even remember where the hell I was 2 days ago.