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@treydayway : I'm from a generation that wouldn't dare tell an adult that we were bored.

@treydayway: I stopped trying to be a thug when I found out there was something called a caramel Frappuccino.

@treydayway: The Bible would be more believable if Adam was tempted by a slice of pizza instead.

@treydayway: "Stressed" backwards is "desserts" so chill and have that cupcake.

@treydayway: I hate when people use words without knowing the meaning...gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head.

@treydayway: Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said "seriously?" after a comment you made during an argument.

@treydayway: I get accused of hating white people many times on here. That's not true, some of my favorite shirts are white.

@treydayway: Just calculated my BMI and found out I should be 47ft tall.

@treydayway: Don't fall for it black people, white people only invite us to go camping to see how long we stay alive.