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@twayne1010 : Some people are legally blind. What happens to the illegally blind?

@twayne1010: A real ice cream truck would have melted by now.

@twayne1010: People who tweet in riddles need to know I'm not Batman.

@twayne1010: If Oprah took over Favstar, everyone would get a trophy.