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@urgeekisshowing : Personal trainer: So what's your goal? Me: I wanna look good in pictures that I'm not the one taking

@urgeekisshowing: I'm rockin the 'Barbie doll' look today.
No, I didn't dye my hair blonde.
I did 4 pushups and now I can't unbend my arms

@urgeekisshowing: I'm writing a horror story. It's about a girl who forgets her headphones and her colleagues think it's ok to talk to her. So much blood.

@urgeekisshowing: That awkward moment when someone asks if you've dyed your hair and you say no, its just clean.