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@venomjunkie2 : My horoscope was so wrong today I’m beginning to doubt the science behind this life planning tool.

@venomjunkie2: I keep a banana in my pocket just in case, because I’m really not glad to see anybody.

@venomjunkie2: My wife looks for signs I’m cheating, but seriously, who would make a sign?