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@web_supergirl : In hell, your coworker never finishes opening a wrapper.

@web_supergirl: Cat got your tongue? Frog in your throat? Monkey on your back? Butterflies in your stomach? You may be dead in a field.

@web_supergirl: coworker asked me if I needed a hug and now he doesn't work here because people that are on fire can't work.

@web_supergirl: Alcohol is claiming me as a dependent on his taxes this year.