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@wesleybordelon : Hey guys, what's the name of that movie where Michael Cera plays a socially awkward teenager?

@wesleybordelon: Standing in the boys clothes section at Kohls waiting for my wife. I just realized I look creepy. Better move to the little girls section.

@wesleybordelon: Me: Can I have a quickie?

Waitress: Sir, it's pronounced "quiche".