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@wife_housy : My son recovered from his illness while I was filling out all the paperwork in the waiting room.

@wife_housy: Felt sad that rabbits ate all my marigolds.

Then felt glad that I don't have to water them anymore.

Suburban life is a roller coaster.

@wife_housy: A great way to relive your childhood is to outgrow your clothes every few months.

@wife_housy: Being a mom means being the first one up in the morning, the last one to bed at night, and the only one drinking during church.

@wife_housy: Hubs says when I drink I'm "too loud" and use too many "big words."

WELL I'M SORRY IF MY VOCIFEROUS GRANDILOQUENCE BOTHERS YOU!!

@wife_housy: No wine. No peace.

Know wine. Know peace.