@wolfpupy: you'd think someone who calls themselves a rat-catcher by trade would be more prepared for having a rat thrown at them, just goes to show people aren't always who they say they are.
@wolfpupy: making internet enemies is a lot easier than making internet friends but i guess it does keep the curse protection talisman industry alive.
@wolfpupy: occult darling Dracula needs to get a grip. having his own dirt shipped in to sleep on, what a piece of shit. me, i'll sleep on any dirt
@wolfpupy: next time you hear The Boys Are Back In Town think of me, the unsung hero, who chases the boys out of town with a broom
@wolfpupy: [the ghost of christmas future points at my grave] finally im dead [i lay down in the grave] stop kicking me ghost im not learning anything
@wolfpupy: i will be the first to admit when something is my fault, it really undercuts the other people blaming me for things
@wolfpupy: why would someone leave a hollowed out pumpkin on their front porch if they didnt want me living in it
@wolfpupy: you couldn't be more wrong, i on the other hand could be far more wrong due to my incredibly vast stupidity
@wolfpupy: life is a continuous learning experience, so i can spend all my time not paying attention and drawing cartoons on notepaper just like school