Funny Tweeter

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Page of xosm's best tweets

@xosm : Technology: the world is at your fingertips, you can accomplish anything! Twitter: nope

@xosm: Kid: would you rather be the Evil Queen or the Wicked Witch?
M: I'd rather be the Mom
K: ooh, right. Much scarier.

@xosm: I changed my phone ringtone to the doorbell sound bc I don't answer that either.