@yenniwhite: I told my kids to stop fighting, so now they're playing with dolls who are fighting.
@yenniwhite: I successfully hid chocolate chip cookies from my children, making today’s parenting score:
@yenniwhite: My toddler said "I'm happy" and then "We're best friends." But it turns out she was talking to her cheese.
@yenniwhite: "Don't play with your food," I say to a toddler eating crackers shaped like farm animals.
@yenniwhite: Parenting goals before having kids: make tons of blanket forts, never lose your temper, appreciate every minute.
After: sit down.
@yenniwhite: The hardest part of parenting is sharing the chocolate chip cookies. And your heart walking around outside your body. But mainly cookies.
@yenniwhite: As a kid, I always wondered why my mom never wore the macaroni necklace I made her to work. And now I'm a mom and I'm like, Oh. OK.