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@zephyrs0phie : Had a job interview at a mirror store today and I gotta say I could really see myself working there

@zephyrs0phie: My parents moved a lot when I was younger.

My sister and I always managed to track them down though.

@zephyrs0phie: Spice up your confession by changing ‘Father’ to ‘Daddy’