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@zoeklar : stan is such a liar - at first he's like "i'm your biggest fan" but THEN he says his little brother matthew likes eminem even more than him

@zoeklar: One time John Waters spilled water on me and my mom said "thank god his name isn't John Barbecue Sauce!"

@zoeklar: my friend told me on first dates i should just "be myself" and "be confident" and i was like "ok but which one?"