@1_swarthy_dude: *uses Mr. Clean magic eraser to wipe off your drawn on eyebrows*
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@imteddybless: [cool person follows me] me: ok I gotta bring my A game now it's only good tweets from here me 5 mins later: horses r just big dogs ?
@KeetPotato: wife: "just break it to him gently" me: "ok ill try" [tucking son in bed] me: [opening story book] "once upon a time your grandma's dead"
@thentherewasmo: Renee Zellweger is living proof that if you keep making that face it's going to be stuck that way forever
@themiltron: [first day as a server] me: how would u like your steak person: well done me: thank you that's so kind it's my first day & i'm very nervous