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@LaziestCanine: [uses the restroom]
Wife: make sure to put the toilet seat down
Me: okay
Me: [to toilet seat] you're worthless and nobody likes you

[uses the restroom]
Wife: make sure to put the toilet seat down 
Me: okay
Me: [to toilet seat] you’re worthless and nobody likes you

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