@FloodyHippie: *uses your voodoo doll as a tampon*
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@karencreets: I should probably never be a mom considering I'd rather drop a baby in a puddle than my iPhone
@Tommytoughstuff: *Puts air guitar back in air case* "Listen if you wanted a "real guitarist" maybe you should put that in the ad!"
@primawesome: My neighbor told me she doesn't care what people think about her. So I told her I think about her naked. Turns out she's a hypocrite.