@FloodyHippie: *uses your voodoo doll as a tampon*
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@LackOfShame: Sorry I ate all your cake after you passed out and then drew your angry eyebrows on so you'd be ready to discuss it when you woke up.
@kiralc: i can always see the flash of disappointment n a guy's face when i tell them i have a great relationship with my dad.
@Mr_Kapowski: I hired a personal trainer and my first 2 hour-long sessions were just him teaching me how to properly cut the sleeves off my t-shirts