@InternetHippo: Using Craigslist can get you murdered, but that’s only one of its many advantages
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@JohnHilsen: When grocery shopping, I only buy foods that can also be used as a weapon. Cantaloupe is a good example of this.
@juliussharpe: A new study shows dolphins have great memory. Memories include "Swam in water" and "Ate".
@protolalia: Me: One day I took my friend- Him: Wait, you have a friend? Me: Yes Him: Wow, ok, go on Me: So I took my friend to the vet for her shots and