@InternetHippo: Using Craigslist can get you murdered, but that’s only one of its many advantages
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@BrownDogBlanket: No way in hell anyone who’s ever actually been around a child with a drum kit would’ve written Little Drummer Boy.
@ShortSleeveSuit: [watching The Silence of the Lambs] Me: Hear that? Her: No Me [trying to impress her, leaning in close]: That’s the lambs
@Jacob_Swift16: Me: do you want to hear what happened to the last guy who threatened me? Bumper cars operator: i meant your time is up, like for the ride