@ceejoyner: Using spin moves while allowing an opponent's sword to narrowly miss your head forces them to add majestic layers and volume to your hair.
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@ramblinma: No, officer, I haven't been drinking; my toddler just needed to hand me everything from the back seat.
@StellaRtwot: Thanks a lot bathroom doors with the gender written in weird symbols. I just want to pee, not solve a sudoku puzzle.
@MichaelGoffLA: "Engagement" can mean either planning to marry or initiating combat. Coincidence?
@Tmoney68: God: "MOSES. THIS IS THE LORD. I HAVE NEWS FOR YOUR PEOPLE." Moses: "New burning bush. Who dis?"