@tequilasaltlife: Vacuum the cat, its easier than vacuuming his hair from the whole house
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@MichaelTrying: I didn't realize that "sow your wild oats" is a metaphor, so I pretty much spent my early twenties farming.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Superman and Batman probably had a lot of "capes in the toilet water" accidents when they went to take a dump.
@jokeymcjokeface: I wonder if people who live on the sun are just as excited about the eclipse as those on earth..