@jwoodham: VALENTINE'S DAY PLAN: Go to the homes of all couples who Instagram pictures of fancy restaurants and rob them while they're eating dinner.
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@Jake_Vig: When someone compliments you, etiquette dictates that you respond with "That is accurate."
@weinerdog4life: If you love something keep it in the refrigerator, keep it fresh, that thing you love is a lot like mayonnaise.
@JB1971_: I eat my sandwich over a piece of bread, so when stuff falls out...BOOM! another sandwich.
@ch000ch: step 1. log onto instagram step 2. find wedding day hashtags, ex. "SmithWedding2014" step 3. use hashtag step 4. post pictures of yaks