@NoChillPosts: VALID POINT
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@iamburtjarvis: ufo crew: why are we hovering? ufo captain: i wanna pet those dogs ufo crew: why not land? ufo cap: those talking monkeys are annoying af
@david8hughes: Therapist: today we're going to do an exercise Me [shifts nervously in seat]: oh, I-uh Therapist: calm down, fatty. Not actual exercise
@DaHess1: A bunch of religious accounts are following me so I can only assume I'm the subject of a monthly sermon series.