@daemonic3: Vampire selfies are just phones floating in front of bathroom mirrors.
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@JermHimselfish: I do a spot-on impression of a man in his 30's not living up to his full potential.
@kyle_thatisall: Going to show my kids before and after pictures of Lindsay Lohan and say this girl didn't think she needed a nap either.
@NoTheOtherJohn: *doesnt stand for national anthem as protest against people who don't stand for national anthem*