@CrankyPappy: Van Gone
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@gojarbe: "and this blood shall be called A+" all the other blood types: "k wow we're like right here"
@LosLos__: And then God said: Let women have infallible memory. But technology said: And screenshots, just in casies.
@birbigs: New slogan for cats: "Ever go to the zoo and want to snuggle a tiger but don't want to die? Cats."
@ItsAllCrazyToMe: Think before you yell at your kids. They are the ones who might have to bring you toilet paper in 20 minutes