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@Marcmywords2: Vegan pizza.... is basically
just the box.
@Laser_Cat: All the girls I've ever kissed can agree on one thing. It's weird that I have a beak.
@amydillon: When did we get a dog?
-me, getting into the wrong gray minivan at Target
@NJPsychDoc: I wish my name was Grudge. This way my wife would hold on to me forever.
@fro_vo: Me: you have a good head on your shoulders
Neck: ok wow, i’m like right here
@kiel_phillips: ME: I would like a complaint form
ASSISTANT: Sorry, we have none left
ME: I would like two complaint forms