@causticbob: vegan witches, happy halloween!
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@7_Cents: United States: There's 5280 feet in one mile. Rest of the World: What even is that? United States: Lol, we made it up.
@onume_: The girl next to me is texting her friend about how there's an annoying guy looking at her phone, lemme show her which emojis to use.
@TheBoydP: Today is national pet day. There is no touching of people in national pet day. I know this now.