@causticbob: vegan witches, happy halloween!
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@illuminateddino: I love when pretty people say that they're ugly so that I can agree with them and watch the life drain from their faces.
@HiddleDeeDee: "There is a policeman in here and he will ARREST YOU." And other inspirational things I say to my kids when we're in public.
@TheDailySchmuck: I can deal with shootings and police harassment. But it's January 4th and some maniac is playing Christmas music. Time to leave the ghetto