@canadasandra: Vegans with children named 'Hunter' are why I lie awake at night.
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@SummerRay: I was the first person to install trampolines in musician's tour buses and now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.
@girl_a_whirl: The year is 2027. Voice to text is flawless. A young child points at a bird and says, "Duck". His mother slaps him.
@Doublelife64: Me to 4 yr old niece: your shoes are on the wrong feet Niece looks down and says: I don't have any other feet Outsmarted again.