@canadasandra: Vegans with children named 'Hunter' are why I lie awake at night.
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@randomlawless: My coworker replaced her chair with an exercise ball to "work her core." I'm eating a giant chocolate chip cookie for breakfast. I win.
@thetobbie: The thing about human relationships is that one person can be so overcome by a moment while the other person is thinking about KFC...
@Tayyxb: David Cameron: "In some parts of Britain there are three generations of families where nobody has ever worked." Buckingham Palace?