@canadasandra: Vegans with children named 'Hunter' are why I lie awake at night.
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@Swishergirl24: The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?
@Annoyinglyhappy: Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you criticize,you are a mile away from them & have their shoes
@XplodingUnicorn: 2-year-old: *stares at a pregnant lady in church* Me: She has a baby in her tummy. 2: *whispering* She ate it.
@MrGeorgeWallace: Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents? Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano?