@SkinnerSteven: Venus and Serena are famous for being Tennis-y Williams
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@BatmanOffDuty: *buying a dog* Is this a good dog? "Oh yeah, very good dog." Do any tricks? "No, I'm clean, selling dogs now."
@TheBoydP: Show me someone who says they like all types of music and I will show you someone who has never been on hold before a conference call.
@Squizbot: I would never cheat in a relationship because that would require two people finding me attractive.
@mattingebretson: Whenever someone starts checking their phone when I'm talking to them I like to regain their attention by combing their hair