@BrattyBarbie: Very little scares me. So does very big.
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@KenJennings: Oh I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood. This is a Ferrets wheel. When your compartment is 90 feet in the air, we release the ferrets.
@BatmanOffDuty: *Indian sending smoke signals* Buffalo... Coming... *other Indian replies* New... Fire... Who... Dis?
@PanicRestroom: I didn't say you are fat, I just said that going out with you feels like going on a double date
@Try2StopME: Avoid office small talk by maintaining that facial expression between first sneeze and second sneeze.