@MooseAllain: Very sad to hear about Nigel Farage. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just sad to hear about him.
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@TheMichaelRock: What's up with these people in Pakistan getting stoned to death? What kind of weed are they growing there?
@SarcasticAlly12: When friends or family ask me if I'm going to have another baby, I just gesture at the chaos of my life and yell, "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"
@DamienFahey: I get more excited seeing my luggage on a baggage carousel than I do seeing a person I know.
@StarWarsProblms: Kylo Ren: *high pitched voice* I love you Kylo Ren. You're the best dark Jedi ever General Hux: *walks in* Stop playing with Vader's helmet