@bfrosty04: Vicodin and Scotch. When you absolutely, positively need to wake up underneath your neighbor's swing-set.
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@frankzulla: "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." - Twitter IT engineer that pressed the button for the 280 character limit update