@rockymomax: [castle wall]
KNIGHT: the enemy is advancing
ME: *panicking* close the gates! man your battle stations!
KNIGHT: their chariots are pulled by puppies
ME: keep the gates half open. let’s see how this plays out
@seamusmckracken: One day my dad was outside watching a thunder and lightning storm and my mom brought him a metal chair to sit in.
A love story
@ItsAndyRyan: Just finished a book about an immortal pet dog. I couldn't put it down.
@WendyLiebman: I once dated a dentist. He had a tiny round mirror on the ceiling over his bed.
@weinerdog4life: Thank you to whoever has been keeping Keanu Reeves busy with a laser pointer for the last 10 years.
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