@RegularFred: Vin Diesel is Latin for "the guy we get when The Rock won't do it"
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Faux_Ma: At my job interview today the Boss said, "You're shaking, don't be so nervous." So I told him, "Oh, I'm not nervous, I'm an alcoholic."
@Moronyc: I'm tired of writing "Sent from my iPhone" at the end of all me e-mails, maybe I should just get an iPhone
@B0niferd: My swimsuit told me to go to the gym today but my sweatpants were like nah girl you're good.