@TheAlexP: A rabbit has a father who has a big hair care product empire and wonders if one day his child will become the Hair heir hare.
@MichaelTrying: Son of Sam I Am, a serial killer who targets people who won't try new foods.
@abbycohenwl: [knocks on neighbor's door]
HI CAN I COME TO YOUR YELLING PARTY
@TheTobbie: RIP is the LOL of dying...
@Jacob_Swift16: I put a life-size alien doll in my passenger seat for halloween and I've caught myself talking to it 3 times
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