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@TheToddWilliams: Vin Diesel's full name is Vintage Dieselengine.
@HannahSymmonds: Him: It's so damn sexy when women bite their lip
Me: Like this?
Him: The bottom lip.
@thejodiest: I want an app that tells me when someone is thinking about me while having sex with someone else.
@Ms_WhateverV: "You can't tell me what to do! I do what I want!"- toddlers, teenagers and US congress
@TylerLinkin: I’m stoned. Either the smoke alarm is beeping or the house is backing up.
@thatRamosgirl: Cats constantly look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport.