@WheelTod: Virgin Airlines original advertising slogan was "We're so sorry about that but If you give us a chance we swear it will be better next time"
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@Marlebean: I'll photoshop my youngest into old pics just to make him stop crying about not being a part of the family before he was born.
@squirrel74wkgn: I tried sliding across the hood of my Camaro, but my pony tail got caught in the windshield wiper.
@Ramankaur925: “You’re 18, your parents can’t tell you what to do anymore” first of all, I’m not white
@hpb777: Me: *texts* How'd you sleep? Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.