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@BuckyIsotope: *visits new girlfriend's house for 1st time*
"Make yourself at home"
Great. Thanks!
*I crawl into the closet and begin sobbing loudly*

*visits new girlfriend’s house for 1st time*
“Make yourself at home”
Great. Thanks!
*I crawl into the closet and begin sobbing loudly*

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