@meganamram: "Vitamin Water"?? Sorry bud, that exists and it's called SOUP
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@jonnysun: the new ghostbusters r all womans?? seriuosoly. all womans?, this is the most unrealistic thing about the movie about peopel who bust ghosts
@Robert_Beau: The Job Interview: HR: So you are bilingual? Me: Si HR: In your native tongue please. Me: Ooga Booga
@hyperblastchic: My mom accidentally killed my boyfriend this weekend. She didn't recognize him when she was canning pickles.
@NotKarma: Cops don't like it when you ask them "Need some help?" especially when you're wearing a Batman costume.