@jodiekinzzz: Vodka burrito was a success
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@DocAroundThClok: [Patient room] ME: ...so that's why I need to drain the abscess on your leg PATIENT: What'll it feel like? ME: Honestly, it feels amazing & truly gratifying knowing that I've been able to help someone in a dark time PATIENT: No, I meant for me ME: Oh. It's gonna hurt like hell
@ThisCantBRight: I don't condone workplace violence, until someone microwaves fish in the break room.
@loudmouth_usa: My therapist wants me to start coming in twice a week probably because I'm super interesting
@StorybookBlonde: My cell phone fell in the pool...now I know what it feels like to have someone you love drown.