@donjuantip: Vodka...deleting memories since...uhh...
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@AnOrangeSNES: THIS IS SPARTA! *Next slide* THIS IS MY HOUSE IN CHICAGO! *Next slide* THIS IS MY PERSIAN CAT! *Next slide* Leonidas, it's getting late.
@SocialExtortion: I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend. Seriously, I'm taking a selfie and you're in the background
@RandomAntics: My neighbors got so weird when I asked how many bodies they thought were buried in their yard. I meant roughly, not like an exact number.