@ViciousBobbi: Vodka is just potatoes that made the right career choices.
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@SocialustGal13: My doctor told me to start killing people. Not in those exact words but he said I needed to reduce my stress. Same thing.
@TitansHomer: What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce. *drops mic, throws up dynasty sign*
@ThaJawn: Give me that! You're going to hurt yourself! *takes toy *hurts self with toy 4: Hahahaha