@SincerelyMen: Voldemort's parents took the "I got your nose" game a little to seriously.
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@CornOnTheGoblin: cop: we found your wife with a knife in her back me: that doesn't sound like her, she never kept a knife there
@AKATriple: To the first two people who thought Superman was a bird or plane... why the hell were you so excited?
@faizziy: Whenever a long lost friend calls me, I get suspicious & wonder if he's calling me to sell Amway products..