@Tat6277: Volunteer shark bait is a much more inspiring name for surfers
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@Kyle_Lippert: Just saw a dude catcall a woman with "Nice heels, girl" and his friend slapped him and said "Those are knock offs, bro"
@Lazer_Cat_: *spits out mouthful of peacock feathers* I'm sorry, I thought these were for just anyone to eat. *gets escorted from zoo*
@ArfMeasures: GUY: Welcome to Assumption Club. The first rule is ME: Yeah I think we got it thanks pal GUY: [under breath] Holy shit this guy's good
@liv_thatsme: If I get nervous for a date, I just imagine the guy in his underpants, sitting on my couch for the next 40 years, & suddenly I'm annoyed