@BadIuckBrian: Voted class president. Assassinated.
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@Home_Halfway: Just gonna wait to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I'm describing him.
@timdonakowski: Nothing is worse than having jock itch. ESPECIALLY within 100 ft of a school or playground.
@carlyken:  "Your majesty, last night some angry colonists dumped our tea into the Boston Harbor" *three English ladies faint* WTF THIS MEANS WAR