@BadIuckBrian: Voted class president. Assassinated.
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@JustDontBugMe: Her: Those ants are working so hard. Me: We could learn from them. Ant1: Humans are staring. Ant2: Yes, they'll spray some shit on us. Run!
@kwirkyKerri: I've never been offered money for sex. Never been offered money to not have sex either. So there's that.