@CineRobert: "Waaaah, my boyfriend is a jerk, but I'm gonna tell twitter instead of him because I have the communication skills of a sea anemone."
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@davidkenny100: Pal: "on your date, ask her about herself. Oh! And girls love a guy into animals" Me: "how much do you weigh? about as much as baby cow?"
@NickAmadeus: I'm so sick of unexpected character deaths for shock value. This is a terrible pilates video.
@ambermruffin: Now that the Statue of Liberty is dark, there's no way they're letting her into the U.S.