@CineRobert: "Waaaah, my boyfriend is a jerk, but I'm gonna tell twitter instead of him because I have the communication skills of a sea anemone."
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@KoKeniSasquatch: Thanks to this face I've been forced to work on my personality and wit for decades.
@eddiepepitone: I'm with North Korea when comes to being offended by James Franco and Seth Rogen.
@sucittaM: Eventually we'll all just have one app on our phones that electrocutes you when you stop looking at it.