@brookeivy: Wait, 12 years a slave isn't about marriage?
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@Leemanish: Got a couple of real nice piles of dog shit on your lawn there. Sure would be a shame if something was to... you know, "happen" to them.
@ifuseekamynow: I want to follow you back, really, I do. But the hash tags. My god the hash tags.
@vapidaccount: It's really hard to be stealthy while carrying half a box of Tic Tacs. The more you know.