@brookeivy: Wait, 12 years a slave isn't about marriage?
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@LuvPug: I think it would be totes adorbz if I throat punched you the next time you say 'totes adorbz'
@mattytalks: Actually Jennifer, diamonds are a girls best friend, so technically I slept with your second best friend
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: *explains idea* Boss: That's the dumbest idea ever Me:*clears throat* *repeats exact same idea in a British accent* Boss: Brilliant!