@wickedsuga: Wait. I thought Fifty Shades of Grey was just a coloring book for dogs.
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@kevinseccia: Just hit a racist with my car. Probably a racist. I feel like he was. Statistically, very likely. Oh so you think there's no racism problem?
@envydatropic: Environmentally friendly means to stop burning bridges and just throw people off of them
@jimmy_sharpe: Ever accidentally say 'I love you' to important business customers on the phone? Me too. I MEAN ME NEITHER.