@iAmJuddy: Wait. I'm not cool cuz I'm home on a weekend night? You mean my home I own? With no landlord, neighbors or...parents? Wow, I'm such a loser.
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@MyPornKhan: I'm guessing the person who decided how to spell "queue" and "okay" got paid by the letter.
@hamspamtymaam: Instead of chasing after Taylor Swift, I'm just going to wait until she breaks up with everyone else so I'm all that's left.
@missekay: People that say a watched pot never boils clearly don't understand the second law of thermodynamics or are blind.