@PaulyPeligroso: Wait, is Obama our second black President or our first black President again?
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@SirEviscerate: Ghost cat: how'd you die? Ghost dog: i bit a guy that ran over my best pal and they put me down GC: i got hit by a car GD: I know GC: ilu