@PaulyPeligroso: Wait, is Obama our second black President or our first black President again?
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@JillianKarger: I just meowed at a cat and from the way it looked back at me I am 90% sure I said something really offensive
@TheBoydP: A no carb diet can make you detached, remote and standoffish so occasionally you should eat aloof of bread.
@SortaBad: A $7 voucher at the airport is like having 100 skeeball tickets at Chuck E Cheese: it sounds good on paper but won't get you anything decent