@PaulyPeligroso: Wait, is Obama our second black President or our first black President again?
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@simoncholland: A few weeks ago my dad decided he was going to order pizza from his iPad. He's almost finished.
@1Happytwit: A really fat friend sat on her cat, long story short - now I can add search & rescue, proctologist and vet to my resume.
@Bearslietoo: Noticed a spider while I was driving,so I did what any normal person would do and carefully trapped it in a napkin and set my car on fire.