@DirtMcTurd: Wait, so hallways in mental institutions aren't called psychopaths? Well they should be.
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@iscoff: My uncle started shouting at me about my "misuse" of emoticons and had a heart attack ;)
@markleggett: We only have world peace today thanks to the tireless efforts of thousands of former beauty queens who didn't give up on their dreams.
@jazmasta: [kids party] "This bouncy castle is twice the price of last year" Dad no "That's.." Please no dad "..Inflation for you" *kids start crying*